Where is Doctor Who?
There’s a rattling in the garage.
I don’t know what to do.
It must be rusty Cybermen!
I can’t find Doctor Who.
There’s a buzzing in the wheelie bin;
there’s a loud crackling too.
I’m sure it’s Emperor Dalek.
But where is Doctor Who?
There’s a scratching in the kennel.
I think it’s time I flew!
Rex has turned into K-9.
Do you know what to do?
What’s thumping in the attic?
I haven’t got a clue.
It’s probably the Barber!
WHERE IS THAT DOCTOR WHO?!
My little sister’s in trouble;
her face is slimy with goo.
I think she’s making Bogeymen.
“Doctor! Doctor! YOO-HOO!”
WHERE IS that Doctor Who?
And WHO is Doctor Who?
Tell me... is it you?
I don’t know what to do.
It must be rusty Cybermen!
I can’t find Doctor Who.
There’s a buzzing in the wheelie bin;
there’s a loud crackling too.
I’m sure it’s Emperor Dalek.
But where is Doctor Who?
There’s a scratching in the kennel.
I think it’s time I flew!
Rex has turned into K-9.
Do you know what to do?
What’s thumping in the attic?
I haven’t got a clue.
It’s probably the Barber!
WHERE IS THAT DOCTOR WHO?!
My little sister’s in trouble;
her face is slimy with goo.
I think she’s making Bogeymen.
“Doctor! Doctor! YOO-HOO!”
WHERE IS that Doctor Who?
And WHO is Doctor Who?
Tell me... is it you?
This poem is copyright (©) Patricia Sumner 2026
About the Writer
Patricia Sumner
Patricia Sumner is a poet and children's author living in North Wales with her family and rescue dog, Hazel. She used to be a primary school teacher specialising in English. She loves creative writing and one of her rhymes has recently been published by Booktrust Cymru as part of the 'Big Welsh Rhyme Time 2026'. She has written several rhyming stories for children, and her fantasy novel 'The Globbatrotter' is published by Ginger Fyre Press.
