There Once was a Young Man from Mousehole
There once was a young man from Mousehole
Who pasties and pastries did gousehole
On his hundredth éclair
He got stuck in his chair
And extracting him proved quite a pousehole.
Who pasties and pastries did gousehole
On his hundredth éclair
He got stuck in his chair
And extracting him proved quite a pousehole.
This poem is copyright (©) Sarah Ziman 2023

About the Writer
Sarah Ziman
Sarah is originally from Wales, now living in Hertfordshire. She prefers to write poetry for children, though thinks that the best poems can be enjoyed by people of all ages. She has twice been highly commended in The Caterpillar Poetry Prize, and won first prize in the 2021 YorkMix Poems for Children Competition. Her work has appeared in The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems published by Macmillan, various magazines and websites.