The Waffle House
Lord Wilbur Wadsworth
Built his house with waffles.
Along came the king’s men
Who said it was unlawful.
“Oh dear!” wailed Lady Wadsworth
“We’re caught in the crunch.”
“Fear not, my bride!”
Lord Wadsworth cried
“We’ll eat the house for brunch.”
Built his house with waffles.
Along came the king’s men
Who said it was unlawful.
“Oh dear!” wailed Lady Wadsworth
“We’re caught in the crunch.”
“Fear not, my bride!”
Lord Wadsworth cried
“We’ll eat the house for brunch.”
This poem is copyright (©) Shaun Jex 2023
About the Writer
Shaun Jex
Shaun is a writer from Dallas, Texas. He previously worked as editor and journalist for the Citizens' Advocate newspaper. His work has also appeared in publications like Celebrations Magazine and Old School Gamer Magazine.
