The Snow’s Not Sticking

Mum says the snow’s not sticking.
That really can’t be right.
I want to build a snowman,
and start a snowball fight.

Dad says the snow’s not sticking.
That really can’t be true.
Not when I have a super-plan,
involving super glue!

Gran says the snow’s not sticking.
That really makes me frown.
But I have found some sellotape,
to stick that white stuff down!

Gramps says the snow’s not sticking -
conditions are not right.
But I've had fun with a staple gun,
to fix those flakes down tight.

Yet ... still the snow’s not sticking,
and now it’s time for bed.
I ditch the stapler, glue and tape,
and rest my tired head.

Then, when it gets to morning,
I can’t believe my luck.
My super-plan worked splendidly.
The snow has actually stuck!

I find my coat and wellies,
and through the door I pound.
I've got my tape ... make no mistake -
this snow WILL stick around!