Stick Insects
Stick insects do not play the flute
Or wash the kitchen floor
They don’t know how to mend a fuse
Or write or paint or draw
I think this is quite sensible
And hope that you do too,
If I was a stick insect
I would stick to what I knew!
Or wash the kitchen floor
They don’t know how to mend a fuse
Or write or paint or draw
I think this is quite sensible
And hope that you do too,
If I was a stick insect
I would stick to what I knew!
This poem is copyright (©) John Dredge 2024
About the Writer
John Dredge
John Dredge is a silly person. He not only writes silly poems but also presents a silly comedy sketch podcast series called The Nothing To Do With Anything Show. Please do not hold this against him. He has presented silly music shows on Resonance FM and Mad Wasp Radio and has appeared at the Brighton Fringe by mistake. He has never played the ukelele.
