Silent Night, Holy Meow

Silent night, holy night,
All is calm, all is bright,
Boxes ready, lights aglow,
Tempting tinsels start to show.
I shall strike with stealth and glee,
I shall strike with glee.

Human fools hang shiny bait
While I sit and scheme and wait,
Baubles calling for my paws—
Gravity defies their laws.
I shall climb the sacred tree,
I shall climb the tree.

Hear them sing their carols bright,
Soon I’ll climb with pure delight.
Branches bending ‘neath my weight,
I’m not naughty, it’s just fate.
I shall pounce and make them see,
I shall pounce, they’ll see.

Silent night, holy night,
The tree is quaking at my sight,
Garlands looped like crawling snakes,
One swift swipe is all it takes.
I shall wreck it mercilessly,
Wreck it mercilessly.

Now the star is set in place,
Time to end this peaceful grace.
I shall leap from where I hid
And bring the tree down on your kid.
I shall fell the Christmas tree,
I shall fell the tree.