Secret Pet Wishes
Fish:
I want to be furry, aloof, proudly fat
and lazily curl on your lap like the cat
Cat:
I want to be loyal and join you for jogs
and bark in the park, at a stick, like the dog
Dog:
I want to be shiny with fins full of swish
and swim round and round, round and round like the fish
I want to be furry, aloof, proudly fat
and lazily curl on your lap like the cat
Cat:
I want to be loyal and join you for jogs
and bark in the park, at a stick, like the dog
Dog:
I want to be shiny with fins full of swish
and swim round and round, round and round like the fish
This poem is copyright (©) Mark Bird 2025

About the Writer
Mark Bird
Mark lives in London but is originally from Uttoxeter, Staffordshire. He is a teacher and children's writer. He has been published in Brian Moses' recent anthology: The Best Ever Book of Funny Poems as well as by Gill Education and The Caterpillar Magazine. His poem, “Halloween Date from Hell” is due to be published by Ventorros Press in 2022 and will be illustrated by Chris White. Mark has his own blog and website: www.dreambeastpoems.com