Pig
There is a most unusual pig
In the nearby zoo
Instead of merely going ‘Oink’
He says ‘Good day to you.’
He’s got a better speaking voice
Than anyone I know
He’s now the main presenter
On our local radio.
In the nearby zoo
Instead of merely going ‘Oink’
He says ‘Good day to you.’
He’s got a better speaking voice
Than anyone I know
He’s now the main presenter
On our local radio.
This poem is copyright (©) John Dredge 2026

About the Writer
John Dredge
John Dredge has had his work broadcast on BBC Radio London and BBC 6Music. He has been published in The Manchester Post, The Morecambe Poetry Festival Anthology, and the Dirigible Balloon children’s anthology Sky Surfing. He has also had work shown as part of an exhibition run by The Poetry Society.