Never Mind the Cats and Dogs

It’s raining goats in boats
and elephants with floats
a giraffe on a raft
and a stoat in a moat.

It’s raining wet rabbits
with dodgy diving habits
and soggy kangaroos
in very damp shoes.

It’s raining dripping dragons
in fast sinking wagons
and a slippery skunk
who has already sunk.

It’s raining glum gnus
with nothing left to lose
and a drifting moose
whose ship cut loose.

It’s raining sopping snakes
belly flopping kittiwakes
but the cats and dogs are done
they’ve gone off to seek some sun.