My Silly Friend
I’ve got a rather silly friend
Who stands upon his head
He says his name is Albert
But I know his name is Fred.
He throws bananas at me
And he makes a barking sound
I think I’ll just pretend I’m out
The next time he comes round.
Who stands upon his head
He says his name is Albert
But I know his name is Fred.
He throws bananas at me
And he makes a barking sound
I think I’ll just pretend I’m out
The next time he comes round.
This poem is copyright (©) John Dredge 2026

About the Writer
John Dredge
John Dredge has had his work broadcast on BBC Radio London and BBC 6Music. He has been published in The Manchester Post, The Morecambe Poetry Festival Anthology, and the Dirigible Balloon children’s anthology Sky Surfing. He has also had work shown as part of an exhibition run by The Poetry Society.