Me and My Cat

I am the pussy-cat entrancer
I am fluent in Brrp and Mau
I have a black belt in tummy tickling
the mistress of blinking real slow

I am the pussy-cat hypnotiser
purveyor of kibble and chews
head-bumping expert, cheek rubbing queen
interpreter of hisses, translator of mee-ows

I am the pussy-cat controller
of the fluffy monster asleep on my chest, but -
yes, I’ll open the door when you roll on the floor
yes, I’ll clean out your dish, obey every wish
yes, I’ll wash your cat bed, let you scratch me to shreds
yes, I’ll play hide and seek when you wiggle and squeak!
As your butler, I know pussy-cat knows best.