Making Daddy a Mermaid
Sand on your shoulders
Sand on your knees
Sand on your armpits
Lie still please!
Sand on your tummy now
Sand on your toes
Sand on your swim shorts
Sand up your nose!
Oysters on your tail fins
Seashells on your nipples
Seaweed round your hair
See how it ripples!
Now you are a mermaid
The fairest in the land
Wait, is that a toe?!
We need more sand!
Sand on your knees
Sand on your armpits
Lie still please!
Sand on your tummy now
Sand on your toes
Sand on your swim shorts
Sand up your nose!
Oysters on your tail fins
Seashells on your nipples
Seaweed round your hair
See how it ripples!
Now you are a mermaid
The fairest in the land
Wait, is that a toe?!
We need more sand!
This poem is copyright (©) Patrick Fisher 2026

About the Writer
Patrick Fisher
Patrick is a part time poet and full time primary school teacher, reading aloud for pleasure at every opportunity. Living and working in Glasgow, his poems have previously been published in newleaf; a poetry journal published by the University of Bremen.