Grandma’s Sandwiches
First, she made a banana sandwich,
a grape, cheese and a ham sandwich.
But she didn’t stop.
A marmite, orange and a strawberry sandwich,
an ice cream, jam and a bacon sandwich.
But she didn’t stop.
An onion, crow and a cauliflower sandwich,
a pizza, honey and a toothpaste sandwich.
My plate’s getting full Grandma!
A boot, wet grass and a ketchup sandwich,
a slug, umbrella and a bubble gum sandwich.
But that didn’t stop her.
A cinnamon, crab and a spider sandwich,
a sherbet, kite and a piranha sandwich.
But she still couldn’t stop.
Tropical ants, soapy sponge, frozen snails,
blueberry snot, crispy worms, minty sock,
chocolate flies, apple mice and a spicy scorpion sandwich.
I had to scream: ‘Stop Grandma! I need a drink!’
a grape, cheese and a ham sandwich.
But she didn’t stop.
A marmite, orange and a strawberry sandwich,
an ice cream, jam and a bacon sandwich.
But she didn’t stop.
An onion, crow and a cauliflower sandwich,
a pizza, honey and a toothpaste sandwich.
My plate’s getting full Grandma!
A boot, wet grass and a ketchup sandwich,
a slug, umbrella and a bubble gum sandwich.
But that didn’t stop her.
A cinnamon, crab and a spider sandwich,
a sherbet, kite and a piranha sandwich.
But she still couldn’t stop.
Tropical ants, soapy sponge, frozen snails,
blueberry snot, crispy worms, minty sock,
chocolate flies, apple mice and a spicy scorpion sandwich.
I had to scream: ‘Stop Grandma! I need a drink!’
This poem is copyright (©) Julie Stevens 2024
About the Writer
Julie Stevens
Julie Stevens writes poems for both adults and children. She covers many themes, but often engages with the problems of disability. Her children’s poems have been published in many places including Paper Lanterns, The Toy, Tyger Tyger, The Dirigible Balloon and in anthologies. She has four published adult pamphlets.