Floordrobe
Why use a wardrobe?
The carpet works fine!
Why waste your cash
On a box made of pine?
Not got enough dresses?
Just buy a few more!
There’s no limit to what
You can fit on the floor.
Don’t spend precious time
Putting clothing away
When there’s just so much more
You can do with your day.
Yes, my bedroom’s a tip,
I have to agree,
‘Cause my wardrobe’s a floordrobe,
But that’s fine by me!
The carpet works fine!
Why waste your cash
On a box made of pine?
Not got enough dresses?
Just buy a few more!
There’s no limit to what
You can fit on the floor.
Don’t spend precious time
Putting clothing away
When there’s just so much more
You can do with your day.
Yes, my bedroom’s a tip,
I have to agree,
‘Cause my wardrobe’s a floordrobe,
But that’s fine by me!
This poem is copyright (©) Jacqueline Shirtliff 2024
About the Writer
Jacqueline Shirtliff
Jacqueline is a poet and primary school teacher on the Isle of Man. One of her favourite things is helping children to love poetry and reading and encouraging them to be writers themselves. She lives in a rose-covered cottage near the sea and enjoys gardening, crochet, and playing the tuba and harp, but not all at the same time! You can read some of her other poems in The Caterpillar, Tyger Tyger, Northern Gravy, The Toy, and Little Thoughts Press.