Eyes in the Back of my Head
If I had eyes in the back of my head
You couldn't sneak up from behind me.
And if I had eyes in the back of my head
You'd need two complete blindfolds to blind me.
If I had eyes in the back of my head,
Without turning, I'd see what was there,
But if I had eyes in the back of my head,
How would I shampoo my hair?
You couldn't sneak up from behind me.
And if I had eyes in the back of my head
You'd need two complete blindfolds to blind me.
If I had eyes in the back of my head,
Without turning, I'd see what was there,
But if I had eyes in the back of my head,
How would I shampoo my hair?
This poem is copyright (©) Max Gutmann 2024
About the Writer
Max Gutmann
Max Gutmann has contributed to Cricket, Lighten Up Online, Light, The Spectator and lots of magazines with Review in their titles. His plays have been performed throughout the U.S. and elsewhere. His book There Was a Young Girl from Verona sold several copies.
