Bolshy Robot

I'm doing a deal
with Stain-Liz Steel
a simple robot task.
I programme in,
Go find my hat
But she ignores my ask...

A red light blinks,
Two white lights flash,
A sound goes Bleep, Bleep, Bleep...
The screen says,
Boot device not found
It makes you want to weep.

Input failed,
purrs Stain-Liz Steel
sounding weirdly
like my Mum
I tap the message in again
and still the job's NOT done.

Put up your fists
I crossly type –
silence . . .
just one white light.
User error, says the screen,
I'm not programmed to fight.