Be Kind to Stegosauruses
Be kind to the poor stegosaurus;
His troubles are greater than yours.
His skin is all spiky and porous
And skyscrapers shake when he snores.
Be sweet as the honeyest bee is.
Remember he isn't to blame.
If you were a monster like he is,
You, too, 'd be extinct, out of shame.
His troubles are greater than yours.
His skin is all spiky and porous
And skyscrapers shake when he snores.
Be sweet as the honeyest bee is.
Remember he isn't to blame.
If you were a monster like he is,
You, too, 'd be extinct, out of shame.
This poem is copyright (©) Max Gutmann 2025

About the Writer
Max Gutmann
Max Gutmann has contributed to Cricket, Lighten Up Online, Light, The Spectator and lots of magazines with Review in their titles. His plays have been performed throughout the U.S. and elsewhere. His book There Was a Young Girl from Verona sold several copies.