A Limerick in Yiddish
Michael has written a limerick in the language of Yiddish ...Es iz geven an alter kaker fun Vin
Vos iz geven nokh in mitndrin,
Er hot gegloybt latkes
Zaynen geven zayne gatkes
Un itst zogt nisht aher nisht ahin.
Translation - non rhymingVos iz geven nokh in mitndrin,
Er hot gegloybt latkes
Zaynen geven zayne gatkes
Un itst zogt nisht aher nisht ahin.
There was an old geezer from Vienna
who was in quite a lot of bother.
He thought that latkes (potato fritters)
were his gatkes (long johns/trousers)
and now he says 'Neither there nor here'.
Yiddish originates from 9th century Central Europe and is a Germanic language historically spoken by Ashkenazi Jews. It was the first language of Michael's grandparents on both sides of his family. He knew some Yiddish from his parents Harold and Connie Rosen. It was the first language his mother learnt as a girl. With his father, it was also mixed with English. who was in quite a lot of bother.
He thought that latkes (potato fritters)
were his gatkes (long johns/trousers)
and now he says 'Neither there nor here'.
This poem is copyright (©) Michael Rosen 2025

About the Writer
Michael Rosen
Michael has written and edited many books and has been a freelance writer, teacher, journalist, performer, broadcaster and university professor. He loves football and is a passionate supporter of Arsenal FC.